Nov 10, 2005

Reefer Madness at The Lounge Thursdays above Tigerheat at The Arena



Reefer_3Absolutely fabulous. Sinfully divine. Definitely, nothing to be sniffed at.


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As I've mentioned before, Jason Lavitt, The Lounge Partners, Paul Nicholls, Wayne Castro and VIP Coordinator par excellence, Steve "ChUukEy" Manchuca have got their finger on the pulse of the young gay community.


I have a great time everywhere. Upstairs hanging out with the seasoned ones. Let's just call them in-be-twinks. Downstairs, chicken hawk paradise, as you come upon a sea of dancing, half naked, barely legal ones.


Well, barely legal as in over 18, but not quire old enough to purchase a Jonathan Divatini.

They're having two events!. The first one is a Reefer Madness DVD release party, with cast and crew, and all the twinks you can handle.

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It's also one of a 2005 WeHo Awards Nominee event. Yes, an official 2005 WeHo Awards Voting Station will be available, and of course, you can find moi and the rest of my co-nominees!

Don't forget to vote for me, Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire, under the "Favorite Male Luxury_img1_1Personality" Category. Vote for me, and I'll be your BFF!

Meet me there tonight. Let's talk to ChUukEy and get a table. We'll order bottle service and toast the evening with a Jeroboam Perrier Jouet!

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Love ya. Kisses. Muahh!

Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire

Correction: The 2005 WeHo Awards Voting period is now until Sunday, 11/13/2005. Please cast your vote at one of the many official voting stations that will be located all over WeHo. If you are not able to show up in person, there will be a last chance online voting opportunity at www.wehoawards.org as previously announced, however, please note that dates were re-scheduled to 11/14 & 15/2005.

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Cast your WeHo Award vote now!

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Reminder: The official 2005 WeHo Awards Voting period is from Monday, November 07, 2005 through Sunday, November 13, 2005. Please cast your vote by visiting one of the many official voting stations that will be located all over the City of West Hollywood (11/07/2005 - 11/13/2005) or online (11/08/2005 & 11/09/2005 only) at www.wehoawards.org .  Look for me,  Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire, under the "Favorite Male Personality" Category.  Vote for me, and I'll be your BFF!



Love ya.  Kissess.  Muahh!



Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire



Nov 5, 2005

Getting involved...


As you may already be aware, my philanthropic ideal, is to provide assistance to individuals who may, temporarily, find themselves in an unfortunate situation, but are not swayed into a feeling of entitlement by said situation. In other words, helping those who don't blame everyone else for their predicament, nor demand support from others, while letting thee circumstance become an excuse to give up, expecting someone else to provide a solution to their predicament. I especially respect those who work hard to get out of their situation & once they're out, give back to their community, never forgetting the struggle that they endured.

Having said that, I want you to know that there are many ways to give back to our community and our society. For example, I received a message from my friends, Jill and Sheila, J&S, with information about an opportunity to get involved and to help another human being. I am passing on the information, because I believe that it is an opportunity for some of us to be involved with our community. I am keeping all names general as and will provide their contact information, upon request, as I do not want them to be inundated with calls from unknown, yet well meaning, individuals unless I have their specific consent to do so.

J&S are advising their friends, that they have been trying to be good citizens by getting involved with social service organizations such as the “Food on Foot” program. Through this activism, Jill and Sheila have been apprised of a certain young individual, S. G., that has been going through hard times. This individual was once homeless and received the assistance and benefit of their “hot meal” delivery program. With a series of kind offers, she was able to give back and work for various food donation programs and eventually afford an apartment of her very own. However, she is not out of the woods just yet. You see, she is now in need of various, useful, household items such as towels, utensils, pots, pans, etc.

Be aware that J&S are not seeking monetary donations. They just want to be able to facilitate the identification, collection and delivery of said items, thereby contributing to the young woman’s present and future success. They have offered to come by and pick up and drop off the items to SG personally.

Therefore, if you have any of these items that may not be getting much use due to duplication, or, for example, due to the fact that someone, like me, does not cook or clean and therefore, has no clue as to how to use said items, then send me an e-mail and I will put you in touch with J&S. I, myself, will provide access to my storage space, because everything in there, would be better utilized elsewhere.

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So, you have a few things, laying around, collecting dust and decided to contact J&S to donate those items? You cleaned up some clutter and you helped a needy individual? Thank you. Thank you, so very much! Why stop there? There are various ways to help and be involved. Such as donating money, clothes, volunteering at an event, or even hosting a party or benefit. Thanksgiving volunteers come to mind! If you're interested in getting further involved, or would like additional information, please visit the FOF website http://www.foodonfoot.org/.

Nov 4, 2005

More confessions...

Untitled19_2"Confessions of a Socialite Extraordinaire" is on Friendster, Myspace & Blogger.

Instinct Magazine's Marcus Reynaga confessed that he blew 31c andles not < men at his party "Confessions of a Birthday Boy"at i-Candy Lounge.

One of my very best friends, Booby "I want something in my hole" < Trendy, confessed that, contrary to popular opinion, he is not the queeny, vaguely asian, 30-something male, a so-called celebrity interior designer, who will attack furniture with a glue gun, turkey feathers and yards of shag carpeting to bring out that luxurious quality so that he can jack up the price 6000% when it is featured in his display window at Bobby Trendy Design. He denies being a 33 year old vietnamese male. < No. He insists that he is actually a woman. A rich, young, caucasian, female, in her mid twenties, with impeccable beauty and taste. Booby? I understand the female issue, because you were never male to begin with, but, sweetie? Darling! You really can't keep on subtracting a year every time you go in for some work. Not even for a major overhaul. You've subtracted 9 years now. They'll eventually find out that you were born on 12/11/1972. < About that caucasian thing. Sweetie, cock-asian and caucasian are homophones. No, not gay phones or phones for gays. Homophones are words that sound alike without any contextual similarity. That means they sound alike, but don't really mean the same thing. Mmm-kay? By the way sweetie, we need to do more PR Marketing for your custom, luxury, event & the moderate, mainstream, party furniture rental business with Ritchie. Let's help him make some money, so he can buy Saff some books and a car. Mmm-kay?

It seems that everyone, everywhere, has been confessing. Teenage Drama Queens. Dangerous Minds. Womanizers. Even Karl Rove!

"Sorry, Future Lovers. I Love New York. Don't get Hung Up on Forbidden Love. Don't Push me Isaac, Let It Will Be, Let's Get Together to see How High we can Jump."

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Now, it's M. Louise Veronica's turn. Her confessions are coming from...a dance floor. Ever heard of her? Of course you have. Heard the entire album? You will soon. The album drops December 13, 2005. Some people have had a sneak peek. Hear them now, before they're removed < Everyone else will have to wait another week.




Love Ya. Kisses. Muahh!

Your 2005 WeHo Award "Favorite Male Personality" Nominee,

Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire


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Reminder: The official 2005 WeHo Awards Voting party week is next week, from Monday, November 07, 2005 through Sunday, November 13, 2005. Please cast your vote by visiting one of the many official voting stations that will be located all over the City of West Hollywood (11/07/2005 - 11/13/2005) or online (11/08/2005 & 11/09/2005 only) at www.wehoawards.org.

Oct 31, 2005

Makeup tips for halloweenies

03850080102_1 To all Halloween Queens, who are beating their cheeks with industrial sized rotary waxers or even if you are carefully smacking each others faces with those overworked sponges.  Remember, "Less is more."  It's ultrasheer noncomedogenic foundation for lift and elasticity,  people, or true-to-life base with soy extract to make your visage glow, maybe even studio fix for coverage or shimmer to enhance or create your decolletage, but it's certainly not spackle.  K?  Invest in a MAC Fiberoptic brush.  It will effectively counteract your heavy hand, trust me.  So just get on that back-order waiting list and do it.  It'll amaze you.  If you want to overdo it, make like bobby, and weatherproof your lips with gloss.  (I'm a DiorWhore, so you know I prefer DiorAddict & DiorSkin and I will use MAC in  pinch.  But then again, I'm a picky bitch.)  You don't have to stay withing the natural countours of your lips.  It's gloss, just glaze that gelatinous gooDioraddict all over your lips.  It's sheer, it'll blend!  Trust me!  :)  In fact, you don't have to use brand name gloss.  Just ask Ms. Trendy.  Any slick and greasy compound will do.  Even general brands like KY and Wet! will work.   Really!.  Ask Booby, nobody will know that it's not Chanel!  I Swear! 





Anyway, gotta get ready for VIP action at several events tonight.  I will be available for complimentary souvenir paparrazi shots, suitable for framing, at several events.  Including, the premiere of ClubGayUSA at The Factory EventSpace.  To me, all access means that I can make a hasty retreat when the so called friends are suffocating you.  You know what I mean.  That sense of entitlement, without a reason for same.  The ones that refuse to play the game or make certain concessions and sacrifices, just because they expect the same treatment as others, those that seem to effortlessly glide through society.  Though in reality, certain people make things look effortless,  while in reality, the benefits and respect attained are the result of hard work and ingenuity, the ones with the sense and expectation that they will expect to be treated a certain way, just because they see one of their friends getting a certain type of treatment, but they make no effort, whatsoever, to delight, entertain or endear themselves to those people that can make things happen.  Remember boys, amazing beauty,  with unremarkeable personality, get's old.  Quick.  I better stop, don't need to vent about that just yet.   Guess I just had to get something off my chest, or more appropriately, my chest'es'es.  Anyway, as I was saying...  To me, all access means a respite from the caucauphony.  To you, all access means that there is a slight chance to hear one of my juice stories later! 



Sightings are also possible at "A Twisted Halloween Night".  DolceMediaGroup, TheLoungePartners in concert with Tigerheat are promising their special vibe when they blend their hip cocktail of youngnewbiebeauty with oh so wicked consumerist exclusivity.  I love it.  VIP impressario, ChUuKey, is involved and that boy is wonderful host!  I realized that he's involved in events that narrow the gap between different crowds.  Bringing the diametric cultures close enough to feel the electricity jump from one body to the other, but not too close, cause they'll want to keep on coming back to make tiny little advances toward reaching that coveted prize.  What am I talking about?  The concept of General Admission, within view of VIP, within touch of VIPVIP, it's vv exhilarating!  Some of those boys will do just about ANYTHING to be your special little one for the night, and I am more than happy to facilitate their venture into decadence transforming them into tomorrow's little debutantes!  It makes me HOT and BOTHERED!







Pumpkinvote_1 Here's a very important reminder:  Now,  if you happen to...  Hey, pay attention, because this is very important.  It is halloween and this jack-o'-lantern is a sign. A calling.  An omen. A directive.  If you happen to find yourself in West Hollywood, sometime during November 7th through the 13th, you can't possibly miss the official voting stations and ballot boxes being staffed by the very helpful and attractive WeHo Awards volunteers.  Please cast a vote for the 2005 WeHo Awards nominees at that time. I won't let you forget that I've been nommed for Favorite Male Personality and that it is imperative that your cast your vote for Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire.  Otherwise, bars and clubs may go out of business.  The economy will be affected.  Inclement weather will be the norm.  Canine companions may lose their bark and wag and kittens, oh those precious little kitties, they may lose their purr.  You don't want that, do you?  (Once again.  Repeat after me.  Must vote for Jonathan Chang.  Must vote for Jonathan Chang.  Must vote for Jonathan Chang...)  Think of the kitties.  Think harder!  OK.  One last thing.  Don't forget to vote for Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire.  On a final note,  if you vote for me, I'll be your BFF!  Pinky swear!Presentation3di







Ever so humbly,  I remain as the reigning true Mistress of the Dark,  the Grand Duchess of West Hollywood and a Marquioness of the Velvet Mafia, and most importantly a 2005 WeHo Award "Favorite Male Personality" Nominee



Love ya.  Kisses.  Muahh!





Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire





Oct 30, 2005

Beauty secrets, blind items and a PSA

10270507Halloween, the gay national holiday is almost here.  Gotta love it!  Every year, there are stories to tell and pictures to show.   So much more risque then the picture of Blair Hunter Matthews and I, in heaven, at The Lounge VIP Thursdays above Tigerheat at The Arena.  (PR impressario Lucky Romero snapped this memento of that swoony evening.)  Halloween is a different story.  One which I will eventually tell, I just need some time to recover and rejuvenate.  Maybe go abroad on holiday, get some work done, return refreshed and younger looking.  Kind of like each and everytime Booby  Trendy
goes to the "tanning salon" and "lays out".   It's just something different that people can't quite put their finger on.  I said "on", not "in", you dirty perverts.  Although, I can't blame you for thinking nasty thoughts, after all, Booby, I mean, Ms. Trendy if you're nasty, just simply wants to be youthfully happy and FULL-FILLED.  His favorite statement is ,  "I want it in my ho...", I believe that it is more accure to say that he just "just wants to be Hole-Filled, not fulfilled!) 



Ooooohhh!  Speaking of wanting inside things.  Or is that things inside?   I have a littleImages_1 blind item.  Which sinewy hot young hollywood babe just ordered a custom made creation for his ever so understanding beloved's upcoming annual gala?  He's gotta be trying to keep the cute little designer ball and chain happy.  Apparently, his private mentoring skills are a well known secret in this incestuous little town of ours, yet he still hasn't done enough to stay in the doghouse. The one of a kind morsel is sure to be deliciously risque. The creator is simply an artist. This unveiling I HAVE to see.  Anyway, the twisted creation will be unveiled at the upcoming soiree.  Focus forward: Cult of personality.  Sinfully Warholian. An homage to beauty.  Really.  Focus in opposition and discover the an epicurian delight with an accurately manifested depiction of hot boi-on-boi PDA.  Is he trying to be served with a demand for alimony?  No.  I don't think so.   The hot boy rode his way into celebrity on a donkey of sorts, but he's certainly not muleheaded.  This must be some sort of reciprocity, for the item that he received at his fete last March.  Let's just say it involved the simply hazzardous depiction of our boy being fisted.  allegedly.  Have a clue?  If so, are you going to the party?  (By the way, this blind item has nothing to do with our discreet boy from that vanilla pop assembly line show.  He's too busy as the current queen of the hedonistic bacchanal near the azure behemoth.  I can ssure you that it's not he.  Fisting is not his bag.  Butt plugs on the other hand...).  Call me if you know!  Remember to RSVP.  Maybe can coordinate and choreograph our arrival!!



An inportant reminder...



Pumpkinvote_1 Now,  if you happen to...  Hey, pay attention, because this is very important.  It is halloween and this jack-o'-lantern is a sign. A calling.  An omen. A directive.  If you happen to find yourself in West Hollywood, sometime during November 7th through the 13th, you can't possibly miss the official voting stations and ballot boxes being staffed by the very helpful and attractive WeHo Awards volunteers.  Please cast a vote for the 2005 WeHo Awards nominees at that time. I won't let you forget that I've been nommed for Favorite Male Personality and that it is imperative that your cast your vote for Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire.  Otherwise, bars and clubs may go out of business.  The economy will be affected.  Inclement weather will be the norm.  Canine companions may lose their bark and wag and kittens, oh those precious little kitties, they may lose their purr.  You don't want that, do you?  (Once again.  Repeat after me.  Must vote for Jonathan Chang.  Must vote for Jonathan Chang.  Must vote for Jonathan Chang...)  Think of the kitties.  Think harder!  OK.  One last thing.  Don't forget to vote for Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire.  On a final note,  if you vote for me, I'll be your BFF!  Pinky swear!Presentation3di





Ever so humbly,  I remain as the reigning true Mistress of the Dark,  the Grand Duchess of West Hollywood and a Marquioness of the Velvet Mafia, and most importantly a 2005 WeHo Award "Favorite Male Personality" Nominee



Love ya.  Kisses.  Muahh!





Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire





Oct 29, 2005

LA Shanti and Bienestar

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Please visit the WeHo Awards 2005 website to learn more about the 5th Annual WeHo Awards,  and  to show your support.   The 5th annual WeHo Awards honor outstanding achievements in the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Community of the Greater Los Angeles area. "Yes", I am nominee and "Yes" your vote of confidence is V V welcome and appreciated, but, that's not all that I mean when I ask you to show your support.    If you know me.  Really know me, you are aware that I love to support, produce, he'll even create fundraisers when I believe in the cause.  It is important that you know that the WeHo Awards may, at first glance, appear like a celebrity or popularity contest.  At it's core, it is a celebration of achievements involving our community, as a whole, however, it is also a fundraiser.  The featured organizations are LA Shanti and Bienestar.  I will include their links at the end of this entry, please visit them to learn more about the organizations and how you can support and/or get involved with their causes.      



Indexlogo1 L.A. SHANTI is a 501 (c)(3) Nonprofit Organization dedicated to empowering individuals of diverse communities affected by HIV/AIDS, Cancer and other life threatening illnesses through emotional support, prevention and education services.





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BIENESTAR Human Services is a grassroots, not-for-profit community service organization who's mission is to enhance the health and well-being of the community through education, prevention and the provision of direct social support services. We are committed to the mobilization and advocacy necessary for immediate and appropriate response to community needs.







Pumpkinvote_1 Now,  if you happen to...  Hey, pay attention, because this is very important.  It is halloween and this jack-o'-lantern is a sign. A calling.  An omen. A directive.  If you happen to find yourself in West Hollywood, sometime during November 7th through the 13th, you can't possibly miss the official voting stations and ballot boxes being staffed by the very helpful and attractive WeHo Awards volunteers.  Please cast a vote for the 2005 WeHo Awards nominees at that time.  In conclusion,  I won't let you forget that I've been nommed for Favorite Male Personality and that it is imperative that your cast your vote for Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire.  Otherwise, bars and clubs may go out of business.  The economy will be affected.  Inclement weather will be the norm.  Canine companions may lose their bark and wag and kittens, oh those precious little kitties, they may lose their purr.  You don't want that, do you? 





(Once again.  Repeat after me.  Must vote for Jonathan Chang.  Must vote for Jonathan Chang.  Must vote for Jonathan Chang...)  Think of the kitties.  Think harder!  OK.  One last thing.  Don't forget to vote for Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire.  On a final note,  if you vote for me, I'll be your BFF!  Pinky swear!





Ever so humbly,  I remain as the reigning true Mistress of the Dark,  the Grand Duchess of West Hollywood and a Marquioness of the Velvet MPresentation3diafia, and most importantly a 2005 WeHo Award "Favorite Male Personality" Nominee



Love ya.  Kisses.  Muahh!





Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire





Oct 26, 2005

Halloween Kickoff Party!

Popfinal1_1 I have been asked to, once again, host a special Popstarz event at The Factory Eventspace. Please Join me, Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire at Popstarz in association with Rick K and Brian Presents, for the Popstarz Halloween Kickoff Party on Friday October 28, 2005 at The Factory Eventspace! The Factory Eventspace will be transformed for our gay national holiday! DJ Mike Bryant and DJ Heather Vaughn will be spinning!

Sony Pictures' "Legend of Zorro" also premieress on this night. Popstarz is hosting the official after party, which means that you might run into a celebrity or two, as they will be sure to make an appearance. One thing is for sure, there will be studio executives who will be giving out "Legend of Zorro" swag. You know you all like those gift bags!

My friends at The Factory Eventspace / Popstarz have once again given me my own VIP guest list. I will include you and your guests on the list, if you reply ASAP with the FIRST & LAST name of each guest. I do not have a limit, I can add as many as I need, but I do need their full name. Your friends will love the fact that their own name appears on the VIP Guest List so that they can never again be called a "Permanent +1"! The VIP Guest List entitles you to a VIP bracelet, which will provide FREE ADMISSIOn to Popstarz and allow access to the open, hosted (THAT MEANS FREE, PEOPLE) Smirnoff Bar from 9 to 11 PM. Best of all, you get to spend yet another evening with me! Woo-Hoo!



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  • Free admission


  • Free booze for 2 hours


  • Movie Premiere After Party


  • Celebrities


  • Free Swag / Gift Bags


  • A night with Jonathan Chang!


Can't beat that, now, can you?

So here's what you need to remember to do:



  1. Reply ASAP in order to be included on the guest list Send an e-mail to jonathanrchang@yahoo.com (I must have the names by 11:00 PM on Thursday night.)


  2. VOTE for the 2005 WeHo Awards. I've been nommed for Favorite Male Personality. {Once again. Repeat after me. Must vote for Jonathan Chang. Must vote for Jonathan Chang. Must vote for Jonathan Chang...) Vote for me and I'll be your BFF! I swear!


One last thing. Listen carefully. This is important noq. Continue to visit the following blogs, cause these bitches are fabulous!





You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll get great gossip. Really!



Love ya. Kisses. Muahh!
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(Can my head get any bigger? :) I think there is still some room!)