Halloween, the gay national holiday is almost here. Gotta love it! Every year, there are stories to tell and pictures to show. So much more risque then the picture of Blair Hunter Matthews and I, in heaven, at The Lounge VIP Thursdays above Tigerheat at The Arena. (PR impressario Lucky Romero snapped this memento of that swoony evening.) Halloween is a different story. One which I will eventually tell, I just need some time to recover and rejuvenate. Maybe go abroad on holiday, get some work done, return refreshed and younger looking. Kind of like each and everytime Booby Trendy
goes to the "tanning salon" and "lays out". It's just something different that people can't quite put their finger on. I said "on", not "in", you dirty perverts. Although, I can't blame you for thinking nasty thoughts, after all, Booby, I mean, Ms. Trendy if you're nasty, just simply wants to be youthfully happy and FULL-FILLED. His favorite statement is , "I want it in my ho...", I believe that it is more accure to say that he just "just wants to be Hole-Filled, not fulfilled!)
Ooooohhh! Speaking of wanting inside things. Or is that things inside? I have a little
blind item. Which sinewy hot young hollywood babe just ordered a custom made creation for his ever so understanding beloved's upcoming annual gala? He's gotta be trying to keep the cute little designer ball and chain happy. Apparently, his private mentoring skills are a well known secret in this incestuous little town of ours, yet he still hasn't done enough to stay in the doghouse. The one of a kind morsel is sure to be deliciously risque. The creator is simply an artist. This unveiling I HAVE to see. Anyway, the twisted creation will be unveiled at the upcoming soiree. Focus forward: Cult of personality. Sinfully Warholian. An homage to beauty. Really. Focus in opposition and discover the an epicurian delight with an accurately manifested depiction of hot boi-on-boi PDA. Is he trying to be served with a demand for alimony? No. I don't think so. The hot boy rode his way into celebrity on a donkey of sorts, but he's certainly not muleheaded. This must be some sort of reciprocity, for the item that he received at his fete last March. Let's just say it involved the simply hazzardous depiction of our boy being fisted. allegedly. Have a clue? If so, are you going to the party? (By the way, this blind item has nothing to do with our discreet boy from that vanilla pop assembly line show. He's too busy as the current queen of the hedonistic bacchanal near the azure behemoth. I can ssure you that it's not he. Fisting is not his bag. Butt plugs on the other hand...). Call me if you know! Remember to RSVP. Maybe can coordinate and choreograph our arrival!!
An inportant reminder...
Now, if you happen to... Hey, pay attention, because this is very important. It is halloween and this jack-o'-lantern is a sign. A calling. An omen. A directive. If you happen to find yourself in West Hollywood, sometime during November 7th through the 13th, you can't possibly miss the official voting stations and ballot boxes being staffed by the very helpful and attractive WeHo Awards volunteers. Please cast a vote for the 2005 WeHo Awards nominees at that time. I won't let you forget that I've been nommed for Favorite Male Personality and that it is imperative that your cast your vote for Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire. Otherwise, bars and clubs may go out of business. The economy will be affected. Inclement weather will be the norm. Canine companions may lose their bark and wag and kittens, oh those precious little kitties, they may lose their purr. You don't want that, do you? (Once again. Repeat after me. Must vote for Jonathan Chang. Must vote for Jonathan Chang. Must vote for Jonathan Chang...) Think of the kitties. Think harder! OK. One last thing. Don't forget to vote for Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire. On a final note, if you vote for me, I'll be your BFF! Pinky swear!
Ever so humbly, I remain as the reigning true Mistress of the Dark, the Grand Duchess of West Hollywood and a Marquioness of the Velvet Mafia, and most importantly a 2005 WeHo Award "Favorite Male Personality" Nominee
Love ya. Kisses. Muahh!
Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire
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