"Confessions of a Socialite Extraordinaire" is on Friendster, Myspace & Blogger.
Instinct Magazine's Marcus Reynaga confessed that he blew 31c andles not < men at his party "Confessions of a Birthday Boy"at i-Candy Lounge.
One of my very best friends, Booby "I want something in my hole" < Trendy, confessed that, contrary to popular opinion, he is not the queeny, vaguely asian, 30-something male, a so-called celebrity interior designer, who will attack furniture with a glue gun, turkey feathers and yards of shag carpeting to bring out that luxurious quality so that he can jack up the price 6000% when it is featured in his display window at Bobby Trendy Design. He denies being a 33 year old vietnamese male. < No. He insists that he is actually a woman. A rich, young, caucasian, female, in her mid twenties, with impeccable beauty and taste. Booby? I understand the female issue, because you were never male to begin with, but, sweetie? Darling! You really can't keep on subtracting a year every time you go in for some work. Not even for a major overhaul. You've subtracted 9 years now. They'll eventually find out that you were born on 12/11/1972. < About that caucasian thing. Sweetie, cock-asian and caucasian are homophones. No, not gay phones or phones for gays. Homophones are words that sound alike without any contextual similarity. That means they sound alike, but don't really mean the same thing. Mmm-kay? By the way sweetie, we need to do more PR Marketing for your custom, luxury, event & the moderate, mainstream, party furniture rental business with Ritchie. Let's help him make some money, so he can buy Saff some books and a car. Mmm-kay?
It seems that everyone, everywhere, has been confessing. Teenage Drama Queens. Dangerous Minds. Womanizers. Even Karl Rove!
"Sorry, Future Lovers. I Love New York. Don't get Hung Up on Forbidden Love. Don't Push me Isaac, Let It Will Be, Let's Get Together to see How High we can Jump."
Now, it's M. Louise Veronica's turn. Her confessions are coming from...a dance floor. Ever heard of her? Of course you have. Heard the entire album? You will soon. The album drops December 13, 2005. Some people have had a sneak peek. Hear them now, before they're removed < Everyone else will have to wait another week.
Love Ya. Kisses. Muahh!
Your 2005 WeHo Award "Favorite Male Personality" Nominee,
Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire
Reminder: The official 2005 WeHo Awards Voting party week is next week, from Monday, November 07, 2005 through Sunday, November 13, 2005. Please cast your vote by visiting one of the many official voting stations that will be located all over the City of West Hollywood (11/07/2005 - 11/13/2005) or online (11/08/2005 & 11/09/2005 only) at www.wehoawards.org.
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