Makeup tips for halloweenies

To all Halloween Queens, who are beating their cheeks with industrial sized rotary waxers or even if you are carefully smacking each others faces with those overworked sponges.  Remember, "Less is more."  It's ultrasheer noncomedogenic foundation for lift and elasticity,  people, or true-to-life base with soy extract to make your visage glow, maybe even studio fix for coverage or shimmer to enhance or create your decolletage, but it's certainly not spackle.  K?  Invest in a MAC Fiberoptic brush.  It will effectively counteract your heavy hand, trust me.  So just get on that back-order waiting list and do it.  It'll amaze you.  If you want to overdo it, make like bobby, and weatherproof your lips with gloss.  (I'm a DiorWhore, so you know I prefer DiorAddict & DiorSkin and I will use MAC in  pinch.  But then again, I'm a picky bitch.)  You don't have to stay withing the natural countours of your lips.  It's gloss, just glaze that gelatinous goo all over your lips.  It's sheer, it'll blend!  Trust me!  :)  In fact, you don't have to use brand name gloss.  Just ask Ms. Trendy.  Any slick and greasy compound will do.  Even general brands like KY and Wet! will work.   Really!.  Ask Booby, nobody will know that it's not Chanel!  I Swear! 

Anyway, gotta get ready for VIP action at several events tonight.  I will be available for complimentary souvenir paparrazi shots, suitable for framing, at several events.  Including, the premiere of ClubGayUSA at The Factory EventSpace.  To me, all access means that I can make a hasty retreat when the so called friends are suffocating you.  You know what I mean.  That sense of entitlement, without a reason for same.  The ones that refuse to play the game or make certain concessions and sacrifices, just because they expect the same treatment as others, those that seem to effortlessly glide through society.  Though in reality, certain people make things look effortless,  while in reality, the benefits and respect attained are the result of hard work and ingenuity, the ones with the sense and expectation that they will expect to be treated a certain way, just because they see one of their friends getting a certain type of treatment, but they make no effort, whatsoever, to delight, entertain or endear themselves to those people that can make things happen.  Remember boys, amazing beauty,  with unremarkeable personality, get's old.  Quick.  I better stop, don't need to vent about that just yet.   Guess I just had to get something off my chest, or more appropriately, my chest'es'es.  Anyway, as I was saying...  To me, all access means a respite from the caucauphony.  To you, all access means that there is a slight chance to hear one of my juice stories later! 

Sightings are also possible at "A Twisted Halloween Night".  DolceMediaGroup, TheLoungePartners in concert with Tigerheat are promising their special vibe when they blend their hip cocktail of youngnewbiebeauty with oh so wicked consumerist exclusivity.  I love it.  VIP impressario, ChUuKey, is involved and that boy is wonderful host!  I realized that he's involved in events that narrow the gap between different crowds.  Bringing the diametric cultures close enough to feel the electricity jump from one body to the other, but not too close, cause they'll want to keep on coming back to make tiny little advances toward reaching that coveted prize.  What am I talking about?  The concept of General Admission, within view of VIP, within touch of VIPVIP, it's vv exhilarating!  Some of those boys will do just about ANYTHING to be your special little one for the night, and I am more than happy to facilitate their venture into decadence transforming them into tomorrow's little debutantes!  It makes me HOT and BOTHERED!

Here's a very important reminder:  Now,  if you happen to...  Hey, pay attention, because this is very important.  It is halloween and this jack-o'-lantern is a sign. A calling.  An omen. A directive.  If you happen to find yourself in West Hollywood, sometime during November 7th through the 13th, you can't possibly miss the official voting stations and ballot boxes being staffed by the very helpful and attractive WeHo Awards volunteers.  Please cast a vote for the 2005 WeHo Awards nominees at that time. I won't let you forget that I've been nommed for Favorite Male Personality and that it is imperative that your cast your vote for Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire.  Otherwise, bars and clubs may go out of business.  The economy will be affected.  Inclement weather will be the norm.  Canine companions may lose their bark and wag and kittens, oh those precious little kitties, they may lose their purr.  You don't want that, do you?  (Once again.  Repeat after me.  Must vote for Jonathan Chang.  Must vote for Jonathan Chang.  Must vote for Jonathan Chang...)  Think of the kitties.  Think harder!  OK.  One last thing.  Don't forget to vote for Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire.  On a final note,  if you vote for me, I'll be your BFF!  Pinky swear!

Ever so humbly,  I remain as the reigning true Mistress of the Dark,  the Grand Duchess of West Hollywood and a Marquioness of the Velvet Mafia, and most importantly a 2005 WeHo Award "Favorite Male Personality" Nominee

Love ya.  Kisses.  Muahh!

Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire

Beauty secrets, blind items and a PSA

Halloween, the gay national holiday is almost here.  Gotta love it!  Every year, there are stories to tell and pictures to show.   So much more risque then the picture of Blair Hunter Matthews and I, in heaven, at The Lounge VIP Thursdays above Tigerheat at The Arena.  (PR impressario Lucky Romero snapped this memento of that swoony evening.)  Halloween is a different story.  One which I will eventually tell, I just need some time to recover and rejuvenate.  Maybe go abroad on holiday, get some work done, return refreshed and younger looking.  Kind of like each and everytime Booby  Trendy
goes to the "tanning salon" and "lays out".   It's just something different that people can't quite put their finger on.  I said "on", not "in", you dirty perverts.  Although, I can't blame you for thinking nasty thoughts, after all, Booby, I mean, Ms. Trendy if you're nasty, just simply wants to be youthfully happy and FULL-FILLED.  His favorite statement is ,  "I want it in my ho...", I believe that it is more accure to say that he just "just wants to be Hole-Filled, not fulfilled!) 

Ooooohhh!  Speaking of wanting inside things.  Or is that things inside?   I have a little blind item.  Which sinewy hot young hollywood babe just ordered a custom made creation for his ever so understanding beloved's upcoming annual gala?  He's gotta be trying to keep the cute little designer ball and chain happy.  Apparently, his private mentoring skills are a well known secret in this incestuous little town of ours, yet he still hasn't done enough to stay in the doghouse. The one of a kind morsel is sure to be deliciously risque. The creator is simply an artist. This unveiling I HAVE to see.  Anyway, the twisted creation will be unveiled at the upcoming soiree.  Focus forward: Cult of personality.  Sinfully Warholian. An homage to beauty.  Really.  Focus in opposition and discover the an epicurian delight with an accurately manifested depiction of hot boi-on-boi PDA.  Is he trying to be served with a demand for alimony?  No.  I don't think so.   The hot boy rode his way into celebrity on a donkey of sorts, but he's certainly not muleheaded.  This must be some sort of reciprocity, for the item that he received at his fete last March.  Let's just say it involved the simply hazzardous depiction of our boy being fisted.  allegedly.  Have a clue?  If so, are you going to the party?  (By the way, this blind item has nothing to do with our discreet boy from that vanilla pop assembly line show.  He's too busy as the current queen of the hedonistic bacchanal near the azure behemoth.  I can ssure you that it's not he.  Fisting is not his bag.  Butt plugs on the other hand...).  Call me if you know!  Remember to RSVP.  Maybe can coordinate and choreograph our arrival!!

An inportant reminder...

Now,  if you happen to...  Hey, pay attention, because this is very important.  It is halloween and this jack-o'-lantern is a sign. A calling.  An omen. A directive.  If you happen to find yourself in West Hollywood, sometime during November 7th through the 13th, you can't possibly miss the official voting stations and ballot boxes being staffed by the very helpful and attractive WeHo Awards volunteers.  Please cast a vote for the 2005 WeHo Awards nominees at that time. I won't let you forget that I've been nommed for Favorite Male Personality and that it is imperative that your cast your vote for Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire.  Otherwise, bars and clubs may go out of business.  The economy will be affected.  Inclement weather will be the norm.  Canine companions may lose their bark and wag and kittens, oh those precious little kitties, they may lose their purr.  You don't want that, do you?  (Once again.  Repeat after me.  Must vote for Jonathan Chang.  Must vote for Jonathan Chang.  Must vote for Jonathan Chang...)  Think of the kitties.  Think harder!  OK.  One last thing.  Don't forget to vote for Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire.  On a final note,  if you vote for me, I'll be your BFF!  Pinky swear!

Ever so humbly,  I remain as the reigning true Mistress of the Dark,  the Grand Duchess of West Hollywood and a Marquioness of the Velvet Mafia, and most importantly a 2005 WeHo Award "Favorite Male Personality" Nominee

Love ya.  Kisses.  Muahh!

Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire

LA Shanti and Bienestar

Please visit the WeHo Awards 2005 website to learn more about the 5th Annual WeHo Awards,  and  to show your support.   The 5th annual WeHo Awards honor outstanding achievements in the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Community of the Greater Los Angeles area. "Yes", I am nominee and "Yes" your vote of confidence is V V welcome and appreciated, but, that's not all that I mean when I ask you to show your support.    If you know me.  Really know me, you are aware that I love to support, produce, he'll even create fundraisers when I believe in the cause.  It is important that you know that the WeHo Awards may, at first glance, appear like a celebrity or popularity contest.  At it's core, it is a celebration of achievements involving our community, as a whole, however, it is also a fundraiser.  The featured organizations are LA Shanti and Bienestar.  I will include their links at the end of this entry, please visit them to learn more about the organizations and how you can support and/or get involved with their causes.      

L.A. SHANTI is a 501 (c)(3) Nonprofit Organization dedicated to empowering individuals of diverse communities affected by HIV/AIDS, Cancer and other life threatening illnesses through emotional support, prevention and education services.

BIENESTAR Human Services is a grassroots, not-for-profit community service organization who's mission is to enhance the health and well-being of the community through education, prevention and the provision of direct social support services. We are committed to the mobilization and advocacy necessary for immediate and appropriate response to community needs.

Now,  if you happen to...  Hey, pay attention, because this is very important.  It is halloween and this jack-o'-lantern is a sign. A calling.  An omen. A directive.  If you happen to find yourself in West Hollywood, sometime during November 7th through the 13th, you can't possibly miss the official voting stations and ballot boxes being staffed by the very helpful and attractive WeHo Awards volunteers.  Please cast a vote for the 2005 WeHo Awards nominees at that time.  In conclusion,  I won't let you forget that I've been nommed for Favorite Male Personality and that it is imperative that your cast your vote for Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire.  Otherwise, bars and clubs may go out of business.  The economy will be affected.  Inclement weather will be the norm.  Canine companions may lose their bark and wag and kittens, oh those precious little kitties, they may lose their purr.  You don't want that, do you? 

(Once again.  Repeat after me.  Must vote for Jonathan Chang.  Must vote for Jonathan Chang.  Must vote for Jonathan Chang...)  Think of the kitties.  Think harder!  OK.  One last thing.  Don't forget to vote for Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire.  On a final note,  if you vote for me, I'll be your BFF!  Pinky swear!

Ever so humbly,  I remain as the reigning true Mistress of the Dark,  the Grand Duchess of West Hollywood and a Marquioness of the Velvet Mafia, and most importantly a 2005 WeHo Award "Favorite Male Personality" Nominee

Love ya.  Kisses.  Muahh!

Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire

Halloween Kickoff Party!

I have been asked to, once again, host a special Popstarz event at The Factory Eventspace. Please Join me, Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire at Popstarz in association with Rick K and Brian Presents, for the Popstarz Halloween Kickoff Party on Friday October 28, 2005 at The Factory Eventspace! The Factory Eventspace will be transformed for our gay national holiday! DJ Mike Bryant and DJ Heather Vaughn will be spinning!

Sony Pictures' "Legend of Zorro" also premieress on this night. Popstarz is hosting the official after party, which means that you might run into a celebrity or two, as they will be sure to make an appearance. One thing is for sure, there will be studio executives who will be giving out "Legend of Zorro" swag. You know you all like those gift bags!

My friends at The Factory Eventspace / Popstarz have once again given me my own VIP guest list. I will include you and your guests on the list, if you reply ASAP with the FIRST & LAST name of each guest. I do not have a limit, I can add as many as I need, but I do need their full name. Your friends will love the fact that their own name appears on the VIP Guest List so that they can never again be called a "Permanent +1"! The VIP Guest List entitles you to a VIP bracelet, which will provide FREE ADMISSIOn to Popstarz and allow access to the open, hosted (THAT MEANS FREE, PEOPLE) Smirnoff Bar from 9 to 11 PM. Best of all, you get to spend yet another evening with me! Woo-Hoo!

Let's review, shall we?

• Free admission



• Free booze for 2 hours



• Movie Premiere After Party



• Celebrities



• Free Swag / Gift Bags



• A night with Jonathan Chang!

Can't beat that, now, can you?

So here's what you need to remember to do:

1. Reply ASAP in order to be included on the guest list Send an e-mail to jonathanrchang@yahoo.com (I must have the names by 11:00 PM on Thursday night.)



2. VOTE for the 2005 WeHo Awards. I've been nommed for Favorite Male Personality. {Once again. Repeat after me. Must vote for Jonathan Chang. Must vote for Jonathan Chang. Must vote for Jonathan Chang...) Vote for me and I'll be your BFF! I swear!

One last thing. Listen carefully. This is important noq. Continue to visit the following blogs, cause these bitches are fabulous!

• As Long as there's sidewalks I'll have a job! (Willam Belli)






• Shut Up! I Know! (Micah McCain / Bridgette of Madison County)






• Bloggot Faggot (Odyssey Magazine / CandyAss [L.A.])






• Confessions of a Socialite Extraordinaire (Friendster)






• Confessions of a Socialite Extraordinaire (MySpace)






• Confessions of a Socialite Extraordinaire (Blogger)

You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll get great gossip. Really!

Love ya. Kisses. Muahh!

Jonathan Chang
Socialite Extraordinaire
Duchess of West Hollywood
2005 WeHo Award Favorite Male Personality Nominee

(Can my head get any bigger? :) I think there is still some room!)

Booby wants you to know that he's been nommed as well

My girlfriend, Booby, ever the media whore, wants to make sure that I mention that he's been nommed for the 2005 WeHo Awards as well. I hope were not in the same category, because that would just be tragic. The way that he's been asking me to pimp out my friends to him, he should be nominated for the "Best Nightclub Event" or maybe even the "Community Event" categories. Don't get me wrong, Booby and I are the best of friends. Well, we'll see what happens at I-candy tonight!

By the way, before I forget, this is the latest entry on Go Fug Yourself. How humiliating. He's set the gay movement back at least three years!

Love ya. Kisses. Muahh!

Jonathan Chang, Socialite Extraordinaire

I've been nommed for a WeHo Award

Apparently, I've been nommed for a 2005 WeHo Award. I hope it's not for most demanding diva, or West Hollywood Madam with the cutest +1's, cause, I've already got lifetime achievement awards in those categories. I guess I'll find out more information, when I show up to the nomination announcement ceremony at i-Candy!

Love ya. Kisses. Muahh!

Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire

Happy Birthday, Ritchie!

My friend, Bobby Trendy, asked me to send out a message to everyone, asking them to send a birthday greeting to our friend, Ritchie Cowell. I think that it is a great idea. Please send a birthday greeting to Ritchie at: rdcowell@gmail.com

Here's a picture taken by Lucky Romero at Arena at The Lounge on Thursdays, above Tigerheat. From left to right are: Jonathan Chang, Ritchie Cowell, Graig Keyte & Bobby Trendy and bobby's lips on a Chanel overdose!

Love ya. Kisses. Muahh!

Jonathan Chang, Socialite Extraordinaire!

Hunter update!

Hunter was discharged from Cedars Sinai Medical Center in mid September. He was transferred to Rancho Los Amigos National Rehabilitation Center, a world renowned campus in Downey, California. I am professionally familiar with this hospital. The facility, one of the largest comprehensive medical rehabilitation centers in the United States, has been around for over 50 years, and is internationally renowned in the field of medical rehabilitation with a core emphasis being adult brain injury. It is consistently ranked in the top 10 Rehabilitation Hospitals. They have a tradition of teaching caregivers as well as a mission of self-sufficiency and independence for their patients. For all of the above reasons, I am so glad to hear that this is the rehabilitation program that Hunter was transferred to.

Upon arriving at Rancho Los Amigos, Hunter took advantage of the innovative multi-specialty team approach to rehabilitation and he continued his improvement at phenomenal rate. I told you that he was a fighter. He was so highly motivated that he was released from Rancho Los Amigos just 16 days after arriving there!

Hunter finally came home in early October. He still requires extensive therapy as well as 24 hour supervision for various safety reasons. His roommate, Peter Allen Jacobson, has taken an unpaid leave of absence from work, so that he could stay home and help Hunter on his way to being the consummate performer that we all know and love. Your contributions, whether in the form of donations of hard earned cash, or your talent, time and/or facilities, have been instrumental in facilitating the possibility of Hunter continuing his recovery at home, with 24 hour supervision and companionship being provided by someone that Hunter knew before the incident, allowing for a higher sense of comfort and familiarity.

Although Hunter’s recovery has been astounding, he really does have a long way to go. He has good days and bad days. He recently had a minor complication and was taken back to Cedars Sinai for tests and observation. It appears that this was not a major setback, however, the results of the tests performed to confirm this are still pending.

The last time I saw a performance by the rest of the Dreamgirls Revue was right around the time that I was in New York, causing all kinds of havoc in Chelsea and Fire Island. I miss them terribly and hope that they are still successfully performing with all of their energy and talent. I have not been back for several reasons, among them travel requirements, calendar conflicts and other minor issues. But one of the main reasons is that I am still waiting for an apology from the Carl, the head of security, and his security staff. I love my Dreamgirls. However, until I get that official apology, while that particular head of security remains, I am not going to set one foot inside Rage!. But that’s a whole other story, and it should not keep the rest of you from visiting the Dreamgirls and attending one of their performances on a Tuesday night.

In fact, on October 18th, there are two different performances at Rage. The night will open with a performance by Angela Teek at 9:00 P.M. Thereafter, during the intermission, the stage and seating will be adjusted for the Dreamgirls at 10:15 P.M. You can go to the Dreamgirls Revue website request a VIP table reservation for Angela Teek or for the Dreamgirls Revue or both! I’m sure that the large, highly coveted, front and center VIP table is available, now that I do not require a permanent reservation.

Please say hello to the performers, Chad Micheals, Dolly Levi, Raja, Kiwi and Delta Works. If you get there early, or are allowed backstage, do the same to Adam and Tony. Also, don't forget to take good care of your hardworking cocktail server, Darin as well as the bartenders up front. Tell them that i said "hello" and that I send them all my love.

Blind Item: Which one of my friends has just been given the green light for his very own reality show? No, it's not Bobby. At least not the show to which I refer. Yeah, yeah. I know. We've heard it all before. I myself have been asked to be involved in three different reality shows. But have you ever seen them aired? The difference here is that the offers given to me were pitches for show treatments, concepts and even a pilot submitted for consideration. However, the show to which I refer, on the other hand, has actually been green-lighted. This tip comes from a very, very, very close source. A producer perhaps? Any ideas?

Love ya. Kisses. Muahh!

Jonathan Chang

Socialite Extraordinaire

Birth Announcement: Bloggot Faggot

It was 2:30 A.M. and my shiny new red mobile phone would not stop beeping and vibrating.  Groggy and teary eyed I manage to realize that CandyAss has just sent me 8 text messages.   Now, I haven't heard from her since before Tuesday, October 11th, the date that Bloggot Faggot was supposed to be online.  It's been a couple of days, and I have seen anything yet.  I assumed that these messges may have something to do with the new venture by the online version of Odyssey Magazine at (www.odysseymagazine.net ) that had was promised to allow every blog queen on to be the Pushy, Bitchy, Top Blog Bottom that they were or aspired to be.   I knew that it had not been uploaded and online on October 11th as expected, but I had been so busy lately, that I did not know if it had finally arrived, and I just didn't have time to check.  I was right, she had been tapping out her messages confirming the birth of Bloggot Faggot, rapid fire, like a semi-automatic on the streets of Iraq.  ...you know?  I  have no idea how these kids do the two thumb tango to shoot out text and shortmail messages so quickly.  The times, they sure have changed...   But I digress.  Anyway, She's managed to piece together the following hilarious, tongue-in-cheek messsage.   

"Jonathan.  It’s your old gossip shit AssCandy.  Please go to our OdysseyMagazine.net site.  Please click on embarrassing gay fag flag R new Bloggot Faggot world wide ass web bitchy bad fag blog page N all R queer territorys.  Please post–cut-paste any flat out P.R.  lies a repulli-cuntish spin – industry damage Cunt-Troll.  Homonecessary  innuendoes, propaganda  and smear queer tactics to shamelessly homote-gloat-or even flat out lie to “save face” or your business."

I have just been sured on over to the site.  It looks great!  They debuted with a blog article from the Lady Bunny entitled "LADY BUNNY FUCKS bush REAL GOOD"  and includes a link to her own website / blog page:  Delay Cliff Notes .  Included in the style sheet are frames and links to the Odyssey Magazine website amd electronic versions of "The Column"  from the various regional print versinos of Odyssey Magazine, including  Seattle "The Column - Seattle" , Vancouver "The Column - Vancouver" , San Francisco "The Column - SF"" and Los Angeles "The Column - LA" . 

Congratulations to Mike Everaert. M.E. Publications. Brian “CandyAss” McCarthy, OdysseyMagazine.net , Terence Bodola, Victor Pelayo and Kevin Potts. The Lady Bunny is a great choice to launch Bloggot Faggot. I just have one question, when and where is the launch party?

You’ll have return to my site to take a look. Of course, I’ll be linking and referring some of my blogtraffice to Bloggot Faggot. Now let me get off this computer, so I can get some sleep and figutre out a PR strategy to carry out a “shock & Awe” media blitz to get some web blog traffic moving through these pages!

Love ya. Kisses. Muahh!

Jonathan Chang
Socialite Extraordinaire   

A publicist too?

I've been asked to submit pictures, from events / parties / clubs that I attend, for the "Who?" column in Odyssey Magazine. As you all know, I have enough trouble keeping track of my mobile phone, wallet, DiorSkin and iorAddict. I’d hate to think about what would happen if I added a camera to that list. I don't always have my agent, photographer, cinematographer and/or documentarian in my entourage, so that won't work either. Therefore... If you have pictures that include Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire, yourself and/or your friends at a social event, please forward them to me so that I can submit them for publication.

The pictures will preferably be COUPLE or GROUP shots. No solo's, unless it's your or I, in an intense "Magnum" or "Blue Steel" that just must be shared with the world. After all, it IS a crime not to let everyone else bask in our glow! Isn't it?

E-mail your submissions to me at Jonathanrchang@yahoo.com and I'll make you a star! A media darling! Because, sweetheart, we could all use a little more PR. That's what I am, sweetie, PR! I am PR. Darling...when you think of PR, you see me! I'll make sure that you get your 15 minutes. After all, Andy was right, wasn't he?

PICTURES MUST BE:

1. Digital (.jpg or .tiff format)
2. High Resolution (300 DPI or better)
3. Eligible for publication (no copyright issues)

INCLUDE FOR CAPTIONING

• Name of event
• Location of event
• Names of people pictured
• Name of photographer

Who knows? I might eventually get a digital camera to capture the gay nightlife scene myself. Of course, I'd demand a contributing photograper credit on the print and online masthead or at the very least a byline on the page.

Love ya. Kisses. Muahh!

Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire

Bloggot Faggot Debut!

I have been advised that Bloggot Faggot will be making a debut at the online version of Odyssey Magazine. Odyssey's Creative Director, Brian "CandyAss" McCarthy, has been working on this idea involving gay blogs for a while now. Uploading has been scheduled for Tuesday, October 11, 2005. Look for it!

Love ya. Kisses. Muahh!

Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire

Popstars was so much fun that...

Woke up and guess what?

Lost my mobile.... Again.

I had it when I left Popstarz' End of Summer party @ The Factory. I used it at around 2:00 AM to call Graig, Jay & Patty after I left them @ Greenwich Pizza. At the time, I was on my way to Micky's, where I stayed for about 10 minutes before heading back to the San Vicente Inn. I've lost so many phones over the years that it's ridiculous. That's the 3rd time in 2 months, Damn it! I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached. I need to get a phone implanted in my skull. That might solve the problem.

It's a blue Sanyo MM-8300, with a Sprint logo, virtually identical to the phone displayed at the bottom, without the woman on the screen. I hope that some good samaritan out there found it and is looking for a way to get a hold of me. If you've found my phone, or have information regarding it 's present whereabouts, please contact me via e-mail. i'll make it worth your time. I swear!

Love ya. Kisses. Muahh!

Jonathan Chang, Socialite Extraordinaire

E-mail: Jonathanrchang@yahoo.com