Mink Stole, Hot Asses & wide set vaginas...
I had a blast being the Celebrity Bingo Caller at Legendary Bingo! Naturally, Hamburger Mary's was filled to capacity. Good thing that Belle-Aire and Bingo Boy brought along some extra clipboards, because they were put to good use by the standing-room-only crowd. Bobby had to cancel at the last moment, because he "forgot" that he was already committed to attend another red carpet event. However, he was there in spirit, as he brought over three of his designer, "Bobby Trendy", label pillows to as prizes or auction items for the fundraiser. A lot of work went into each one of those pillows, what with Bobby "fabricating" with various luxurious materials and then finishing each, "one of a kind" creation with either sequin overlays, 'faux" amber fringe beading and/or jumbo silk tassels. The pillows were auctioned off and the proceeds were added to the "Killer B's" fund. I was provided ample cocktails, compliments of the "Killer B's" and even Belle-Aire and Bingo-Boy. Mink Stole was there and she graciously agreed to share the Celebrity Bingo Caller duties with me. It truly was a great evening of games, cocktails and hunky softball players. If you did not get a chance to stop by, you should show up next week, when another GLASA team, the "Christ Chapel Crushers" are there for the Legendary Bingo fundraiser! Later, we headed to West West Hollywood, where I did my usual twirl through Rusty Updegraff's Gozar, The Abbey, and Rick K's 80's Night at Ultrasuede before heading off to Fiesta Cantina where I saw bartender Curtis, who did a nude photo shoot about six years ago. Some of you may know him by his Nom de Porn, Dean Phoenix. He was paid $100.00, signed a full release, and now, that shoot is in a current "Special issue" of Playgirl. Go figure. He did not even know that it had been published. I bought him a copy so that he could keep at the bar in order to show his colleagues! After doing my good deed for the day, I headed to Anthony Lopez' Wednesday Night Hot Rod, full of cock rock and alternative music, at Micky's. When I walked in, I see none other than Anthony Cortez auctioning off two of the dancers. Hector Monserrate had one of the winning bids. Thus, he got to slather whipped cream all over a very hot, young, muscular stud. Later, he got to eat the cherry! I then called it an early night and got to my suite at the San Vicente Inn by 1:30. Speaking of the SVI, it looks like I am going to have to find a new lodging or get really chummy with the new owners, cause it looks like Terry finally did what Sotheby's could not, he sold the SVI, on his own, for a double digit million dollar sum. The SVI should be out of escrow by the end of August.
Congratulations to my friend, Blair Hunter Matthews, who placed second in the "Hot Ass" Contest at Cherry, in the Groves section of Fire Island. It looks like he actually did have the finest ass, take it from me - I speak from experience, but the winning ass turned out to be a local, who apparently had a very loud cheering section. Speaking of Fire Island, my sources told me that Johnny "Abs" Markoudakis was recently seen sporting cornrows. I immediately called him and he confirmed that yes, he is sporting the Bo Derek "10" look, because it is sooooo hot there, and it was the only way that he could keep the hair out of his face. Cornrows or not, Johnny looks sexy all the way around! My sources also tell me, that our boys, Blake Sterling, Brad Hammer, Brett Riebing, Guillermo Torolira andJohnny "Abs" Markoudakis ARE the hottest guys in Fire Island. Since they work together and hang out together, I can just imagine the stalking that is going on! Can't wait to see them later next month!
On a final note, my Weho wife, Patty Suh Johnson, who is currently a bartending instructor at a nationally known bartending school, called to tell me that her current class included one student with questionable gender. She was positive that the student was a transsexual or at the very least a transvestive. Turns out she was wrong, because this very masculine looking woman proceed to have a visit from her "Aunt Flo" during class, all over the bar stool. Guess that question was answered. FIrst Deep throat, now this? Anyway, this incident caused my friend Jay Sarkis to immediately quote his favorite line from Mean Girls: "I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina..."

Blind Item: Which Editor-in-Chief of a well known gay magazine had tongues wagging when he was caught in a compromising, un-characteristic position while attending an event in the inland empire? ----- A very naive, barely legal, pink madras short/pink polo shirt wearing (god...are hideous early 80"s fashions back in style? I must-a mist the memo) boy from Riverside made an aggressive bee-line for my friend the media maven. Before I knew it they were seeing all over each other on the dance floor, then the corner of the VIIP area, then outside in the smoking area. Have you guessed yet? Anyway, the kid that took an instant liking to my friend, proceeded to get very upset because the media maven would not take him home. Come'on now, Pasquale? Do you really expect my friend to take you to LA for a trick, then drive you back to Riverside the next day? Please! Oh by the way, Pasquale, I don't care if you were mad that my friend would not take you home to fuck your brains out, that was no reason to be rude to me. I know your name and I remember what you look like. Hope you don't plan on coming down to WeHo anytime soon....

And with that, I bid you adieu!