Do you want to be on TV with Bobby Trendy and I?

I am posting this a bulletin for my friend, Boobby Trendy, who sent me the e-mails pictured below. The messages are about his new reality show, and YES, I will be on the show with him.

As you may know, English is his second language, so he’s not too fluent in it. On the other hand… prostituting, pandering, pimping, overcharging, sucking, swallowing, licking, spitting, bottoming and giving money for sex, and starring in fauxreality tv ARE his mother tongue, but not everyone speaks that language. (You know, I love how this queen brags about having over 15K men, starting with politicians, philanthropists, anyone with a will, anyone near death or a wheelchair. Now THAT he does understand.) Thus, for the aforementioned reasons, I have edited his messages so that the spelling and grammar may be a little more legible.

One last thing you should know. When I asked Boobby how business was, he told me he “sold a couch eight months ago.” As he slipped into his Jaguar convertible. I asked him about his Escalade and he told me that his maid is using it to pick up our Botox. Go figure… Please help him out so that he can get a little more media exposure. He needs to sell more pillows so that he can pay his rent. Muah!


HERE IS HIS MESSAGE TO ME:
can you whore out my bulletin so we can have people, we know, involved in this project? Thanks, honey. Who knows, you might get an add or even a new prostitute you can take to the inn. Thanks. Bob.

HERE IS HIS BULLETIN:
Hi Everyone. As you know, I have inked a deal to star on a new show that will travel across the nation and the world! I’m asking my MySpace friends to give me hand! The show will have me traveling to be a lifestyle advisor with TWIST! I’ll be there to solve your problems, while coming to you! That’s right. Whether you’re going to the prom and don’t know what to do or ??? As an interior designer by trade, I create lifestyles, so I’m not just about decor! I will be leaving Hollywood to solve your problems and to meet you! Don’t for get this is TV, so don’t hold anything back! This will be fun!

Taping starts in 3 weeks! So hurry! E-mail all interests to Bobbytrendy@aol.com so that I can forward them to my director/producer and casting department! Any tapes or other media can be sent to :

Bobby Trendy - 546 North La Cienega Boulevard, West Hollywood, CA 90046

Thank you.

Bobby Trendy